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does bytey look like any one?

yes barry conlon ……….barry , barry , barry , barry!!

bytey conlon is born ……..

i am unaware as to the reason that jack is known as the kernel (whilst adding him to my blogroll i googled “the kernal” to check the spelling, im not a stalker…rally), i would defiantly be willing to put money on it being some thing to do with the pic below

am i right or wrong ?

i was re-sealing my house door as you do on your day off, and as i was chipping away at the old cement round the door a car pulled up.

like a film, because i was kneeling down all i saw was the cowboy boots get out of the car ( they where just like mine), i said to the dude before i had even seen his face “your boots are cool there like mine”………………..but then i saw the tru joy that was his handle bar mustash, oh mygiddyant it was a good one !

what was a “hay you have nice shoes” turned in to a breef life story, it terns out this guy has over 40 pairs of cowboy boots and ones held the world record for quick draw, he can draw his gun and shoot 5 balloons in less than 1 second, he could wip a ciggaret from your mouth, he held the world record for fast draw a long time ago , and the uk record up untill about a year ago, the guy was in his 60s ……….he also said he lost his first wife due to him going to a convention and comming home with a horse and carrege, he even said ” now , thats a might fine horse you got there”………..

what a dude,

hats off to you mistery cowboy dude

(i wrote this in my garden)

found this …

lets preted sharona had a mk3 golf and she had taken it to bits. this, my friend is what it would look like ^
and she says she has not got OCD…………..

a list if things i have found her arranging

• smarties
• jelly babys
• coloured glittery shapes
• screws
• pens
• fruit
• knives and forks
• money

mostly leaver with any thing that could be sorted and it will be

many many crazy!

found this dude,

i quite like the idea of different people and interesting looking people, this guy takes all the biscits ….then eats the tin

this is him

heres a link to an interview with him

http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/20080318.html

he is 22 and it would appear hes a proper lay about,  i whould have like him to be a pipe smoking, interlectual who plays the chellow and loves shakespear….sadly it was not to be

never mind

(next)

its 3 am and im still up watching educational videos on how to tune my piano,

mistake one was spelling the word “tune” in google “chune ”

mistake two watching this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQSG6NsQj30&feature=related

dispite me wasting 9minets and 55 seconds of my life watching said video i beg of you to watch it all < and yes i did watch it ALL ……

at about 1,40 in has an ace toothy smile ,and at one point it goes crazy and speeds up and hes upside down ….the guys ace ….and he has another video called poka face …watch it its wicked ! rally lol

crazy but ace

now im off up to wake sharona up by tuning the piano…lol

on finding these pics i have witnessed several move excellent video the man is a genius

google ” tiroirdelmare “

im starting a band
band members required
every one is welcome to join our band ( no women there all crazy, sorry its for the best)
no skill required, except a dabble of gusto and an open mind

other than that i have no plan, lets do some thing good……………..(and fun)

good day internet ,

i awoke this morning feeling like an  ash try, like i once was the true yellow of orange cordial before i was diluted down to an transparent pasty slush of a former self buy many a pint of cheep imitation real ale.

i drank much last night and after the 4th or 5th beverage my minde turned to more pressing matters, than the PVC clad beauties in the x change bar in Bradford witch i had never been to nor herd of.

it may appear that there is a slim chance that sharona is not too well agen. shes spent the last 2 days sparco on the sofa unless she rally needs to do some thing, i rally rally dont want her to go back to hospital agen. (ben got very bord of hearing me say that last night, all tho bless his ginger socks he text me first thing today asking how she is )

im taking her to the hospital today …………………………….

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for those of you that dont know last time this happent every thing went tits up. she was in for 3 weeks, she had hart sergery and they removed 2 leters of flued from round her hart

it was all fun and games ….honist

first i was my work christmas do in skiption on Friday ! ….every one got very drunk very quickley …i paced my self and found my self quite sober amongst a colection of drunked builders ( now these people are not the nicest of people when there sober) …so i got a fair deal of stick….now muggins here decided that walking home whould be a good idear ….this is 5.85 miles in the pitch black and cold at 1am…….two words “dick head” !….my nipples where still hard on sunday morning …..

then sataday …me and mr p possied up for a mission to leeds on a Christmas prezzys and random shizzel……..we where kings of the streets , we missiond all the stuff we needed with military precision ….skored for a pair of frozen coffees…..and became jay and silent bob for a day …………….”yo bitches”……………….

sat night, me and the misses went to see steve and karry potter….we scored for some fine ale (hobgoblin) and talked nonsense and i got to fight steves big red boxing shield…..that was cool and knackering……all so i got my first bash at flight simulations ….of witch i failed …steve lent me one to practice so i can kick his ass (HA)…..sharona and miss potter stayed up all night talking womenly balls about weddings and stuff……..

sunday (my nipples where stull hard from friday) we went to ikea and feasted on hotdogs and bought nothing other than them and then went home and did nothing ! nothing

oooh i bought a book i am legend the book the new will smith film is based on …im going to read it ! yeah! a book ! yeah ! ive just finished the first chapter …..

ill let you know how i get on …..as sam would say blog out.