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all about the metros

Friday, March 27th, 2009

the wasp on metropower

these where my first tasty metros,

1- a gun metal gray rover metro 1.1s with go faster red seat belts , it was rocking some central locking and a sunroof. it could mission the bypass pritty quick, i was very sad to see it go ……..  : (

2- a not as tasty snott green rover 100, all tho this one was blessed with the “metro-tastic” stickers and transformer symbols, this is the one that had mat black wheel arches because the origanal ones where rusted to fuck……it was the king of sheds!

i just love the metros, i have found one for sale in keighley, the same modle as the yellow one above, a 198-something gta. it needs wellding and a re-spray and a few other things but it could be majer tasty if i can get it for the right price. it would be propper “old school!”
cross your fingers internets

ezri dax

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

they sould stop putting ds9 on in the middle of the night ……….

holy crap branka katic

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

i found her shooting plant pots with a massive gun and running naked though a feild of sunflowes, in a film called crna macke, bali macor

(or black cat white cat …in english) …its in Serbo-Croatian

holy crap eva green

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

today i descoverd eva green ^^

i am watching “the dreamers” witch is a very odd film, shes very french

holy crap!….

Friday, March 28th, 2008

i was in weather spoons yestoday with good friends. we where sat up stairs a random woman came in,walked to the bar and ordered a paint of the blackest ugleyest beer sat alone at a table and puled out a book , she was only sat there with a pint reading dante’s divine comedy………….class bird !

heres some of the past day or so fine fine internet findes

armored chick

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only the crazys

Friday, March 21st, 2008

found this …
car

lets preted sharona had a mk3 golf and she had taken it to bits. this, my friend is what it would look like ^
and she says she has not got OCD…………..

a list if things i have found her arranging

  • smarties
  • jelly babys
  • coloured glittery shapes
  • screws
  • pens
  • fruit
  • knives and forks
  • money

mostly leaver with any thing that could be sorted and it will be

many many crazy!

holy fuck, Joss Stone

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

joss stone

have we all seen the new flake advert with the angelic joss stone,

( i swear if she was not so southern and she had not shacked up with that dodgy fella, id be on a coach to devan trying my luck…………………many many fast)

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liz viscus? why?what for? eh……..i dont understand

(liz viscus is an gothed up internet porn lady)

i canot find her attractive , i can under stand the idea of her and her other obvious womanlyness……….but put together she has just failed,  + the fact she s a right serly bitch  …

(and for fucks sake love, eat some thing)

effort

Friday, February 29th, 2008

i was going to right a post about effort and put some pics up of some random chiptune bird, all tho wordpress is being an arse.

its not letting me up load them , how gay

so heres a link, how cool is  this bird…many many effort

link 

pokemon ftw

3 dangerous words

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

sharona asked me to describer her in 3 words !…that is dangerous territory if ever i was in any

now 3 words surley that is taking the piss, a small novel perhaps i could come close to finding so many derogatory terms(joke) ……

now to start i could use “NICE” a term that means ;-OK, admirable, agreeable, amiable, approved, attractive, becoming, charming, commendable, considerate, copacetic, cordial, courteous, cultured, decorous, delightful, ducky, favorable, friendly, gasser, genial, gentle, good, gracious, groovy, helpful, hunky-dory, ingratiating, inviting, kind, kindly, lovely, neato, nifty*, obliging, peachy*, phat, pleasant, pleasurable, polite, prepossessing, seemly, simpatico, superior, swell, unpresumptuous, welcome, well-mannered, winning, winsome

second i whouls have yo use “FIREY” or “FIERY” witch means ;-ablaze, afire, aflame, agitable, alight, blazing, burning, choleric, combustible, conflagrant, enthusiastic, excitable, febrile, fervid, fevered, feverish, fierce, flaming, flaring, flickering, flushed, glowing, heated, hot, hot-headed*, hot-tempered*, igneous, ignited, impassioned, impetuous, impulsive, in flames, inflamed, intense, irascible, irritable, madcap, on fire, peppery, perfervid, precipitate, red-hot*, spirited, unrestrained, vehement, violent

lastly i would use ……….hmmmmmm……”IMPENETRABLE”   (no sex jokes please) this would mean ;-bulletproof, close, compact, firm, hard, hermetic, impassable, impermeable, impervious, inviolable, solid, substantial, thick, unpierceable

i wanted to get some thing in about how unaware and unshore she is about certain things what she knows to be true but can,t possible be because I know other wise !…but im shore that is just because we have sheared so much of our lives to have a clear view!

come on 2008

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

good day internet ,

i awoke this morning feeling like an  ash try, like i once was the true yellow of orange cordial before i was diluted down to an transparent pasty slush of a former self buy many a pint of cheep imitation real ale.

i drank much last night and after the 4th or 5th beverage my minde turned to more pressing matters, than the PVC clad beauties in the x change bar in Bradford witch i had never been to nor herd of.

it may appear that there is a slim chance that sharona is not too well agen. shes spent the last 2 days sparco on the sofa unless she rally needs to do some thing, i rally rally dont want her to go back to hospital agen. (ben got very bord of hearing me say that last night, all tho bless his ginger socks he text me first thing today asking how she is )

im taking her to the hospital today …………………………….

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for those of you that dont know last time this happent every thing went tits up. she was in for 3 weeks, she had hart sergery and they removed 2 leters of flued from round her hart

it was all fun and games ….honist