this was my last day at my old job, i made vans in to campervans, it was fun but was never going to last,
whilst working there i developed a passionate hatred for “the radio 1″…..and found my self listening to “galaxy” errrr(shudders)…there was only one option make cd and party in a van……^^^
i thought i should write about bessie the new woman in my life, shes a big lass and a bit off a ruff lass …but she is a damn good ride! (grr lol)
we recently put a sexy cd player in her an some fine ass sony speakers , she is loud!
she likes it a bit ruff does ar bessie, she loves to be tret like dirt and theres nothing she likes more than a good ragging. shes a fisty one , she has loads of go in her …..
she loves it, as we do her ( we being me and chris, she likes me more)
first i was my work christmas do in skiption on Friday ! ….every one got very drunk very quickley …i paced my self and found my self quite sober amongst a colection of drunked builders ( now these people are not the nicest of people when there sober) …so i got a fair deal of stick….now muggins here decided that walking home whould be a good idear ….this is 5.85 miles in the pitch black and cold at 1am…….two words “dick head” !….my nipples where still hard on sunday morning …..
then sataday …me and mr p possied up for a mission to leeds on a Christmas prezzys and random shizzel……..we where kings of the streets , we missiond all the stuff we needed with military precision ….skored for a pair of frozen coffees…..and became jay and silent bob for a day …………….”yo bitches”……………….
sat night, me and the misses went to see steve and karry potter….we scored for some fine ale (hobgoblin) and talked nonsense and i got to fight steves big red boxing shield…..that was cool and knackering……all so i got my first bash at flight simulations ….of witch i failed …steve lent me one to practice so i can kick his ass (HA)…..sharona and miss potter stayed up all night talking womenly balls about weddings and stuff……..
sunday (my nipples where stull hard from friday) we went to ikea and feasted on hotdogs and bought nothing other than them and then went home and did nothing ! nothing
oooh i bought a book i am legend the book the new will smith film is based on …im going to read it ! yeah! a book ! yeah ! ive just finished the first chapter …..
ill let you know how i get on …..as sam would say blog out.
apparently this pisses people off ……
discuss
so mostly its been trying to catch my self…it would seem that i become more and more like the people that i am spending the most time with ….i sort of pick all there personalty trates up!………………at the min its a guy from work….its doing my crust in i have so much (dont take this wrong) bytey p, ben , sharona and chris in me than any thing at the mo, it pisses me off …..mostly coz when im with them it gets more obvius….its like i i say and do things that might appeal more to that person at each time …..like telling meany little white lies / pretending .im mostly wondering whats happend to me and if i have just become a mismach collection of people i think have cool bits of personalty about them ….it needs to stop soon as i just talk balls to some ppl!…..+i rally carnt help it any more its become second nature ive done it for years i can pin point the exact time it started …….when i first said/did some thing to impress some one ells because i thought they where cool and i wanted them to like me …..lol ….fools game
so if you see me let me know lol….i think there is only are tom i dont do it with (there is safty in extream history tho me thinks)….
all so things that have never bothered me before have started to wind me up …. im sick of how i feel the need to agree with the plonkers at work thay find pritty much any thing blond attractive and hate/dont fathem any thing unusual ….i even found my self blankly stearing at a phone with comedy porn on wich was surrounded buy drooling goons …i was just stearing at it (tbh it was just coz normaly i whould just go find some thing to do but i all most wanted to fin in with idots!? i couldent even see the screen for the colecton of skeefy caps and aging bald men in the way but that rally was not the point it was for me to be seen being one of the croud (and the obvus …”ere sam!, why yo not wachin porn like ? …yo queer?”)…………i work with some of the finest !
i saw Michel ranton bean head the other day ….(he was a dick at schoo, we where in the same form and he was dim like me we sheared a special needs teacher lol) ….omg he is mahoosive and looks a lot oler than me i thought ….ether way hes a bouncer at strata in the old skip-to -the-t-dizzel……
i all so met some one the other day ,it was odd , have you ever met some one and instantly when you have set eyes on them you know you what to know this person , it was like that we hardly spoke all night ,but i was rally sort of word i felt like a common school boy n00b …i clearly had a sneeky fancy for her lol…..wich was odd ,odd ,odd…i fail , i only wanted a ounce of convo and i ended up stearing at the flore and finding my shoe laces very intersting lol …..i havent fancyed any one random in ages………..
i think thats about it for today ….ttfn dudes
righty ……………today i woke up oober giddy as i was going to the seaside at work to lay some rubber, all tho on leaving the yard this morning we headed towards crosshills …..
yes crosshills ! ? the oppersit direction to Scarborough ! never mind well go with the flow we might change direction !? (did we ) NO NO NO …we went to prestion the oppersit side of the country ……………….
sadness filled my tiny sole! …all i wanted was ice cram, arcade machines and possabley a glimpse of the sea and some donkeys! ….did i get that no !
But then, like jesus descending from hevan on a inflatable seaside shark….the tarmackers did not tern up till 10.30 ..(you carnt rubber and tarmack at the same time, some thing about too many cooks) ….SO we finished rubbering the firse of 3 arias sacked the other 2 off and we where on our way to the seaside!….
please check map for the distance between prestion and scarbough
so once agen sam is blissfully unaware snoozzing my face off in the van not going any where near the seaside ……..i had no idea …when i awoke in manchester to a chuckeling fat man most enoying my destrote icecreamless face
question ? why did i not see that these 2 places where the other side of the country and why did i not relaise that mick was clearly taking the piss when saying “yep we are off to the seaside daisy”……..
i am a gullible fool!
+ i saw at least 5 t25’s in manchester they will truly mock me till i own one ! …….its unfair!
here is a fine one i found on google …..
thank you and good night!
