evamis

here is a colection of things i have ether made or eaten recently

know you have seen the food

YES there was full english

YES there was beans on toast

YES there was a monster amount of curly frys

and YES YES YES there was a spam salad

nigela eat your heart out

i awoke this morn, like i did thought most of the night, as i have this bag of wank coff and cold thats going around , i can taste the disease in my throat. i do however sound like barry white the walruses of love …….witch is sexy !…i thought

so exiting things that have happend recently

• i bought a jacket from help the aged the other day i had it 3 more days befor i discovered a £20 note in the inside pocket that must have been there for ages, it had evaded the original owner then the old dears in the shop ……but oh no ,not my investigating hands !
• i got some cowboy boots and a nigela lawson cook book and poster for crimbo, so ive spent a lot of time walking like ten men round my kitchen waking nigella style dinners
• i baked a cake !….the power of advertising is grand, there has been an add on tv for right move ,with a song witch goes a littel like this (ehum ehum ..preparation cofff)
  

  If I knew you were comin’ I’d've baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake If I knew you were comin’ I’d've baked a cake Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?
  Had you dropped me a letter, I’d a-hired a band, grandest band in the land Had you dropped me a letter, I’d a-hired a band And spread the welcome mat for you

  so yeah after singing this song a lot i made a cake ,ive all so been singing another advertsong….

  Oh what a glorious thing to be,
  A healthy, grown-up busy busy bee;
  Whiling away the passing hours,
  Pinching all the pollen from the cauliflowers.
  I’d like to be a busy busy bee,
  Being just as busy as a bee can be.
  Flying ‘round the garden, brightest ever seen,
  Taking back the honey to the dear old queen.

  Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz, honey bee, honey bee,
  Bzz if you like but don’t sting me!

  Kenneth Blain

  ….thats hasent made me bizzy tho ……lol…ooh i all so have been singing a song i made up called “octopus mother” it has a veriaty of crap lyrics but its a sexy song!

• i found a interesting rock bar xchange in bradford it was rock and roll tastic
• im half way though my book
• we are hiring a sander and sanding out floor bords as it is meny meny cheeper than getting the much wanted hard wood flooring that the misses wants ,i had all the carpets up yestoday ..its all wood
• i got all our christmas decorations down befor the new year that was a feet!

thats about it ….i think …..oh we have fuck loads of beer left any one want to come round and help us drink it ?

oh i did manage to see the beginning of “an American tale” but sadley never got to witness the joy of “fievel goes west” or “all dogs go to haven”

also  this pic of caz ranndomley has appeared on my lappy ?

ive all ready broken 2 of my new years regulation’s …shh

oh and happy new year

today i have eaten/consumed/divouerd
5 slices of pizza

6 custerd crames

3 lage slices of parkin

2 appels

1 mars dueo

1 sausage roll

3 sausages

1 packet of ready salted crisps

1 pile of roasted new potatos

1 large helping pepper corn, sausage, mushroom, onion stuff

+tea and coffee

im sat here thinking maby i eat too much ……as today i failed monkey bars…..granted im 6,2 and the monkey bars where only 6,6 so i struggled but chris i was working with managed it no probs but he only ways 10 stone and im only 13 1/2 .. . . . . .fat basterd

i have not shaved in almost a week and a half im liking looking rugged i feel all piratey wich is a good feeling …..i feel like a man

still considering shaving my head ……then i would feel all man……….arrrrr

sam on his quest for rock and roll manleyness OUT!