however recently me and dave from work have been experimenting with coffee in the hope of finding the ultimate feast

our first port of call was

coffeed milk

preparation guid - take one bottle of milk, place in pan,  heat then add many many coffee till nicle bage and well mixed in, place back in bottl then place in fridge till chilled

use - a tasty, cool, calcium enritched, caffeen fuled drink

sadly this was not as good as was hoped as it tasted much like clap coled coffee, we had many sad faces, all though not detured we moved on….

coffee cigarettes

preparation - take one ciggarett, split it open, add coffee, re-roll, smoke

use - cigarette for smoking

do not do this it was a mistake and smoking is very bad for you (many wrank) although not detured we moved on

coffee spreadable

preparation - take a cup, place 1 inch of hot water in cup, add many many coffee, alow to cool, add coffeed water to butter, mix lots till nicly brown, spred in crisp warm toast!

use - spread in toast , crumpets, bread, digestives ……

this was caffeen-tastic, all the joys of your morning coffee and toast in one easy snack!many many tasty ….this is as far as we have got with adventers in caffeen, but there is a plan for injecting a bannana, enfusing some monkey nuts, coffeeing up come cream for your woffels and caffeening to the max some rice pudding

wish us luck,

sam and dave

its a mini, atfer all my rantings about metro gti’s …..i scored for a brg mini1.3I

thought i better up date this shit as its been a while x

what a bastard , cannot find this on dvd any where unless its regon 1 …..whats going on with the world……..

its a truly cracking bit of oldskoll anime…..mono bikes and big guns all the way!

the wasp on metropower

these where my first tasty metros,

1- a gun metal gray rover metro 1.1s with go faster red seat belts , it was rocking some central locking and a sunroof. it could mission the bypass pritty quick, i was very sad to see it go ……..  : (

2- a not as tasty snott green rover 100, all tho this one was blessed with the “metro-tastic” stickers and transformer symbols, this is the one that had mat black wheel arches because the origanal ones where rusted to fuck……it was the king of sheds!

i just love the metros, i have found one for sale in keighley, the same modle as the yellow one above, a 198-something gta. it needs wellding and a re-spray and a few other things but it could be majer tasty if i can get it for the right price. it would be propper “old school!”
cross your fingers internets

do you do that thing where you google movies whilst you watch them? i do , i found this how cool is it

i am also unawear of weather this is a good thing or a bad thing ???

altho i am fully awear that it is a matter for concern, there is a slim chance i could soon end up with a mullet & cowboy hat duo……….

thats it, i have nothing more to say….