adventures in caffeen
it is understanderbel that yu can enhance any meal with cheese and that adding toast to most meals is not a bad thing.
however recently me and dave from work have been experimenting with coffee in the hope of finding the ultimate feast
our first port of call was
coffeed milk
preparation guid - take one bottle of milk, place in pan, heat then add many many coffee till nicle bage and well mixed in, place back in bottl then place in fridge till chilled
use - a tasty, cool, calcium enritched, caffeen fuled drink
sadly this was not as good as was hoped as it tasted much like clap coled coffee, we had many sad faces, all though not detured we moved on….
coffee cigarettes
preparation - take one ciggarett, split it open, add coffee, re-roll, smoke
use - cigarette for smoking
do not do this it was a mistake and smoking is very bad for you (many wrank) although not detured we moved on
coffee spreadable
preparation - take a cup, place 1 inch of hot water in cup, add many many coffee, alow to cool, add coffeed water to butter, mix lots till nicly brown, spred in crisp warm toast!
use - spread in toast , crumpets, bread, digestives ……
this was caffeen-tastic, all the joys of your morning coffee and toast in one easy snack!many many tasty ….this is as far as we have got with adventers in caffeen, but there is a plan for injecting a bannana, enfusing some monkey nuts, coffeeing up come cream for your woffels and caffeening to the max some rice pudding
wish us luck,
sam and dave